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Popsicle Jokes in 2025

What did zero say to eight?
-Nice belt

What do you call a sleeping cow?
-A bulldozer

What does a tree do when it’s ready to go home?
-It leaves

What does a boat do when it’s sick?
-It goes to the dock

What animal has the best sense of time?
-A watchdog

What did the diamonds name their baby?
-Jules

Where do dogs hate to shop?
-At the flea market

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
-Because then it would be a foot

How do you make a milkshake?
-Take a cow to a horror movie

What was a trick that the load of bread taught the dog?
-Roll over

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