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Popsicle Jokes in 2025

What did the hot dogs name their kid?
-Frank

What has a hundred ears but cannot hear?
-Tee-shirts

Why was the lamp flunking his class?
-He wasn’t very bright

What kind of music sticks with you?
-Taped music

What kind of bird writes letters?
-A pen-quin

How did Jane mend the farmer’s pants?
-With cabbage patches

What’s the best side of the house to put the porch on?
-The outside

Why was the doctor so calm?
-He had patients (patience)

Why couldn’t the elephant use the computer?
-He was afraid of the mouse

Why are math textbooks so stressed?
-They deal with many problems

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