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Popsicle Jokes in 2024

How did the lettuce plan to win the race?
-Stay a head

Why wasn’t the computer hungry?
-It just had a byte

What’s a cow’s favorite activity?
-Going to the moovies

What kind of tree would have the best bark?
-Dogwood

Where did Sally take her pet bees for fun?
-The wax museum

What was the boulder’s favorite music?
-Hard rock

What kind of shoe does a thief wear?
-Sneakers

What do you do when your fish sings flat?
-Tune-a-fish

Why couldn’t the dog get the apple?
-He was barking up the wrong tree

Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
– To fish for compliments

Why do basketball players wear bibs?
– Because they dribble

How do animals blend into the desert?
-With Camel-flage

Why didn’t the rooster go on the rollercoaster?
-He was chicken

How can you defend yourself under water?
-Carry a swordfish

Where do snowmen dance?
-At the snowball

Why did the fish have a bad report card?
-Because all of his graders were under “C”s

How do you make a handkerchief dance?
– Put a little boogie in it

What did the tailor say about her job?
-It’s sew-sew

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