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Popsicle Jokes in 2025

What do you do when your fish sings flat?
-Tune-a-fish

Why couldn’t the dog get the apple?
-He was barking up the wrong tree

Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
– To fish for compliments

Why do basketball players wear bibs?
– Because they dribble

How do animals blend into the desert?
-With Camel-flage

Why didn’t the rooster go on the rollercoaster?
-He was chicken

How can you defend yourself under water?
-Carry a swordfish

Where do snowmen dance?
-At the snowball

Why did the fish have a bad report card?
-Because all of his graders were under “C”s

How do you make a handkerchief dance?
– Put a little boogie in it

What did the tailor say about her job?
-It’s sew-sew

Why do bananas like gymnastics?
-They like to do splits

Where did the elephant store its suitcase?
-In its trunk

What’s a cat’s favorite button on the DVD?
-Paws

Why did Janeen eat her test?
-Her teacher said it was a piece of cake

How do animals blend into the desert?
-With camel-flage

What did “A” and “B” look for at the beach?
-A “C” gull

What can you steal, and not get in trouble?
-2nd base

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