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Popsicle Jokes in 2024

What did the golf player name his son?
-Chip

What kind of phones do turtles use?
-Shell-ular phones

How does the barber cut the moon’s hair?
-E-clipse it

How many apples grow on a tree?
-All of them

What’s a kite’s favorite instrument?
-The strings

Why did the kettle get so hot?
-It needed to blow off steam

Why did the clam scold her children?
-They were being shellfish

Why is England the wettest country?
-The Queen has reigned for years

What did the beach say as the tide came in?
-Long time no sea

What did the fish name his kid?
-Gill

Why shouldn’t you play hide-n-seek with a leopard?
– You’ll always be spotted.

What did zero say to eight?
-Nice belt

What do you call a sleeping cow?
-A bulldozer

What does a tree do when it’s ready to go home?
-It leaves

What does a boat do when it’s sick?
-It goes to the dock

What animal has the best sense of time?
-A watchdog

What did the diamonds name their baby?
-Jules

Where do dogs hate to shop?
-At the flea market

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