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Popsicle Jokes in 2025

What did the mother bear say to her cub?
-Don’t go out in your bear feet

Why was the lamp flunking his class?
-He wasn’t very bright

What kind of music sticks with you?
-Taped music

What has a hundred ears but cannot hear?
-Tee-shirts

How did Jane mend the farmer’s pants?
-With cabbage patches

What’s the best side of the house to put the porch on?
-The outside

What kind of bird writes letters?
-A pen-quin

Why couldn’t the elephant use the computer?
-He was afraid of the mouse

Why are math textbooks so stressed?
-They deal with many problems

Why was the doctor so calm?
-He had patients (patience)

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
-It felt crumby

Where do spaghetti and sauce go to dance?
-The meat ball

How did the lettuce plan to win the race?
-Stay a head

Why wasn’t the computer hungry?
-It just had a byte

What’s a cow’s favorite activity?
-Going to the moovies

What kind of tree would have the best bark?
-Dogwood

Where did Sally take her pet bees for fun?
-The wax museum

What was the boulder’s favorite music?
-Hard rock

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