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Popsicle Jokes in 2025

What can you steal, and not get in trouble?
-2nd base

What did the zookeeper use to unlock the cage?
-A monkey wrench

What did the whale do when he got mad?
-He blew his top

How does a thread get to school?
-A spool bus.

What did the rabbit five his girlfriend?
-A 14-carrot ring

What happened when the wheel was invented?
-It caused total revolution

What crew mans a haunted ship?
– A skeleton crew

What crew mans a haunted ship?
-A skeleton crew.

Why couldn’t the strings ever win?
-They could only tie

Why does a quarter flip higher than other coins?
– It has an eagle on it

What driver never gets a parking ticket?
-A screwdriver

Why was the baby comforter so sad?
-It was a little down

What was the musician’s favorite pastry?
-A drumroll

Why didn’t the hockey player want to pay for dinner?
-He was a cheapskate

Why is England the wettest country?
– The queen has reigned there for years

What did the tailor say about her job?
-It’s sew-sew

What do pigs and ink have in common?
-They both go in a pen

What can you catch, but not throw?
-Your breath

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