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Popsicle Jokes in 2025

How do pigs talk?
-Swine language

What has hands but no arms?
-A clock

How do you fix a broken gorilla?
-With a monkey wrench

What kind of bird is always sad?
-A blue bird

What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night?
-A nightmare

What did the hotdog say after he finished the race?
– I’m the wiener

What do you get from a pampered cow?
-Spoiled milk

Where does a dog sleep?
-In a pup tent

Why did Sally put her bicycle to bed early?
-It was two-tired

What kind of bugs do firemen really dislike?
-Fireflies

Why are math textbooks always stressed?
-They deal with so many problems

How did Jane mend the farmer’s pants?
-With cabbage patches

What’s the best side of the house to put the porch on?
-The outside

What kind of bird writes letters?
-A pen-quin

Why couldn’t the elephant use the computer?
-He was afraid of the mouse

Why are math textbooks so stressed?
-They deal with many problems

Why was the doctor so calm?
-He had patients (patience)

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
-It felt crumby

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