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Popsicle Jokes in 2025

How do pigs talk?
-Swine language

What has hands but no arms?
-A clock

How do you fix a broken gorilla?
-With a monkey wrench

What kind of bird is always sad?
-A blue bird

What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night?
-A nightmare

What did the hotdog say after he finished the race?
– I’m the wiener

What do you get from a pampered cow?
-Spoiled milk

Where does a dog sleep?
-In a pup tent

Why did Sally put her bicycle to bed early?
-It was two-tired

What kind of bugs do firemen really dislike?
-Fireflies

Why are math textbooks always stressed?
-They deal with so many problems

What did Sheila say after cheering at the Kentucky Derby?
-My voice is hoarse

What did the hot dogs name their kid?
-Frank

What did the mother bear say to her cub?
-Don’t go out in your bear feet

Why was the lamp flunking his class?
-He wasn’t very bright

What kind of music sticks with you?
-Taped music

What has a hundred ears but cannot hear?
-Tee-shirts

How did Jane mend the farmer’s pants?
-With cabbage patches

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