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Politician jokes 👨‍⚖️ in 2025

Why did the politician bring a megaphone to the interview? He wanted to make sure his voice was heard above the interviewer’s questions.

What do you call a politician who always blames others for his mistakes? A scapegoater.

What do you call a politician who always prioritizes his personal interests over the public good? A selfish politician.

Why did the politician bring a stopwatch to the rally? He wanted to make sure his speech was exactly the right length.

Why did the politician bring a megaphone to the debate? He wanted to shout over his opponent’s well-reasoned arguments.

What do you call a politician who only cares about himself? A narcissist.

What do you call a politician who always sides with the corporations? A corporate lackey.

Why did the politician bring a camera to the debate? He wanted to capture his good side.

Why did the politician bring a stopwatch to the campaign trail? He wanted to make sure he didn’t waste any time with unimportant people.

What do you call a politician who always deflects questions? A deflector.

What do you call a politician who always manipulates the truth? A truth-twister.

Why did the politician cross the road? To get to the other side of the aisle.

Why did the politician bring a magnifying glass to the debate? He wanted to scrutinize his opponent’s arguments.

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