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Politician jokes 👨‍⚖️ in 2024

Why did the politician bring a notepad to the debate? He wanted to jot down his opponents’ weaknesses.

Why did the politician bring a megaphone to the town hall? He wanted to make sure the crowd could hear his lies clearly.

What do you call a politician who always changes his story? A storyteller.

What do you call a politician who always takes credit for others’ accomplishments? A credit hog.

Why did the politician bring a stopwatch to the debate? He wanted to make sure he had enough time to dodge questions.

Why did the politician bring a calculator to the meeting? He wanted to calculate how much he could benefit from the proposed policy.

What do you call a politician who always avoids tough questions? A dodger.

What do you call a politician who always puts his own needs first? A self-serving politician.

Why did the politician bring a ruler to the rally? He wanted to measure his support.

Why did the politician bring a stopwatch to the fundraiser? He wanted to make sure he spent enough time talking to the most important donors.

What do you call a politician who always votes with his party? A partisan.

What do you call a politician who always makes excuses? An excuse maker.

Why did the politician bring a megaphone to the rally? He wanted to make sure the crowd heard his promises.

Why did the politician bring a calculator to the town hall? He wanted to calculate how much money he could make from the proposed policy.

What do you call a politician who always panders to the rich? A plutocrat.

What do you call a politician who always shifts blame onto others? A blame-shifter.

Why did the politician bring a dictionary to the debate? He wanted to sound smarter than he really was.

Why did the politician bring a notepad to the meeting? He wanted to write down all of his ideas, even if they were terrible.

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