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Pokemon Jokes ⚡ in 2025

My friend wanted to catch a Pokémon,
-but not before they took azelf-ie.

What are Mathew McConauheys favorite pokemon?
-Rhydon… Rrydon… Rryddoooonn!

What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
-Let’s rock!

Which college do Pokémon go to?
-StarU.

What do you call a storm of Pokémon?
-A Pokemonsoon!

Why did the Miltank cross the road?
-To get to the udder side.

What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
-Whale of Fortune

When Ash took his Pokémon to Nurse Joy he was worried,
– but she said, “Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to Kyurem.”

Did you hear about the Pokemon that has Covid-19?
-It was Koffing.

What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
-I’m Zaptos intolerant!.

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?
-I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can’t do anything to stop me.

Which sci-fi movie do Pokémon like the most?
-Staryu Wars.

What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
-I’m Zaptos intolerant!

What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?
– A Luncheon!

Like an Umbreon,
I also evolve at night.

Which Pokémon can see the future?
-A pikahead

Where do Haunter’s like to water ski?
-Lake Erie.

Can I call you Cinderella?
-I’m here to be your Prince Charmander.

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