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Pokemon Jokes ⚡ in 2025

You must be a Charmander.
-Because you’re making me hot.

Pikachu evolves into Raichu, what does a lame joke evolves into?
-Gotchu!

What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
– A LightBulbasaur.

How do dragon-type Pokemon solve their disputes?
-They let bagons be bagons.

How do Pokemon Trainers party?
– They throw a Poke-Ball.

What’s the name of the Pokémon that traveled with Dorothy to Oz?
-Totodile.

Are you a Hitmonlee?
-Because your body is kickin’.

I always wondered why Pikachu’s electric shock blasts off team rocket but not Ash.
-I guess Ash is just better grounded

I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
-He said “Wynaut.”

Are you a RARE CANDY?
-cuz I feel a level-up.

What TV show about dancing do Pokémon love?
– Dancing with the Staryus.

What do you call a low, round Pokémon?
-Butterfree

What did Charizard say when he saw Pikachu
-Charizard

What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
-Whale of Fortune.

What Pokémon only drinks Hydrogen Peroxide?
-HO-OH

Roses are red, violets are blue.
-If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.

What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
-“Kakuna Rattata!”

I heard Pokemon can get drunk too.
-They just Electabuzz.

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