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Pokemon Jokes ⚡ in 2025

I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett.
-Then I could be inside of you.

Where did Brock take Nurse Joy for a date?
-The PokeBall.

I hate long plants.
-They make me Ivysaur.

Wanna go Pokemon hunting tonight?
– Because I wanna catch a pikachu (peek-at-chu)!

Why was Hypno so energetic?
-He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.

The doctor’s office blocked my number after I kept calling about Pokemon.
-I don’t know what they’re talking about, but I need someone to take a look at this bulbous sore I have.

What is the best pokemon?
– Paras

What type of Pokémon are Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and Elvis be?
-Legendary Pokémon.

You must be a Charmander.
-Because you’re making me hot.

Pikachu evolves into Raichu, what does a lame joke evolves into?
-Gotchu!

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?
-I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can’t do anything to stop me.

Which sci-fi movie do Pokémon like the most?
-Staryu Wars.

What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
-I’m Zaptos intolerant!

What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?
– A Luncheon!

Like an Umbreon,
I also evolve at night.

Which Pokémon can see the future?
-A pikahead

Where do Haunter’s like to water ski?
-Lake Erie.

Can I call you Cinderella?
-I’m here to be your Prince Charmander.

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