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Pokemon Jokes ⚡ in 2024

What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
– Magic-cop!

Do you know what would look good on me?
-Mew.

Which Pokémon does Dracula like most?
-Koffin’.

What’s Pikachu’s favorite song?
-The Hokey Pokémon.

What do you call a dead Pikachu?
-A Pika-boo

What do you call a Pikachu that can fix computers?
-Geek-achu.

What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
-Buy more earplugs!

what do you call a hiden pokemon.
-peek a choo.

Pokémon released a new brand of bubblegum yesterday.
-It’s called Pika Chew.

Are you a Pikachu?
-Because you are shockingly beautiful.

Why can’t you blindfold a Pokémon?
– Because it’s going to Pikachu!

What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
– A Slow-poke.

Why should you never get undressed in front of a Pokemon?
-They might Pikachu

My Pikachu misses me a lot,
– My Pikachu misses me a lot,

What do you say to a weird-looking Pokemon that just knocked a drink out of your hand?
-“Jynx, you owe me a soda.”

What Pokémon do people see in auctions?
-Bidoof.

Why shouldn’t you do drugs?
-Weedle make you high.

My friend wanted to catch a Pokémon,
-but not before they took azelf-ie.

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