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Pokemon Jokes ⚡ in 2025

You remind me of Deoxys.
-You’re out of this world.

The Pokémon was finding counting really hard,
-he couldn’t get past pikaTWO.

You remind me of Deoxys
-you’re out of this world.

What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
– A volts-wagon

What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
– Magic-cop!

Do you know what would look good on me?
-Mew.

Which Pokémon does Dracula like most?
-Koffin’.

What’s Pikachu’s favorite song?
-The Hokey Pokémon.

What do you call a dead Pikachu?
-A Pika-boo

What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
– A LightBulbasaur.

How do dragon-type Pokemon solve their disputes?
-They let bagons be bagons.

How do Pokemon Trainers party?
– They throw a Poke-Ball.

What’s the name of the Pokémon that traveled with Dorothy to Oz?
-Totodile.

Are you a Hitmonlee?
-Because your body is kickin’.

I always wondered why Pikachu’s electric shock blasts off team rocket but not Ash.
-I guess Ash is just better grounded

I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
-He said “Wynaut.”

Are you a RARE CANDY?
-cuz I feel a level-up.

Are you a Pikachu?
-Because you are shockingly beautiful.

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