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Pokemon Jokes ⚡ in 2024

Let me be your ruler.
-I could be your Nidoqueen.

What’s the most important part about making a Pokemon joke?
-The Exeggution!

What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
– Weedle Knievell.

I wish I was an Abra,
-so I could TELEPORT to your side.

What would you call a green Pikachu?
-Pickle-chu

What happens when you give Eevee a French stone?
-You get a Napoleon

Why do Pokémon have eyes?
-So they can pikachu

If you were in a Pokemon Contest,
-you’d win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category.

Baby, I’m A Mismagius.
-I’ll make all of your wildest dreams come true.

Why did the Squirtle cross the ocean?
-To get to the other tide!

Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
-Arrrrrr-bok.

You remind me of Deoxys.
-You’re out of this world.

The Pokémon was finding counting really hard,
-he couldn’t get past pikaTWO.

You remind me of Deoxys
-you’re out of this world.

What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
– A volts-wagon

What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
– Magic-cop!

Do you know what would look good on me?
-Mew.

Which Pokémon does Dracula like most?
-Koffin’.

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