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Pokemon Jokes ⚡ in 2025

Let me be your ruler.
-I could be your Nidoqueen.

What’s the most important part about making a Pokemon joke?
-The Exeggution!

What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
– Weedle Knievell.

I wish I was an Abra,
-so I could TELEPORT to your side.

What happens when you give Eevee a French stone?
-You get a Napoleon

Why do Pokémon have eyes?
-So they can pikachu

If you were in a Pokemon Contest,
-you’d win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category.

Baby, I’m A Mismagius.
-I’ll make all of your wildest dreams come true.

Why did the Squirtle cross the ocean?
-To get to the other tide!

What would you call a green Pikachu?
-Pickle-chu

What do you call a Pikachu that can fix computers?
-Geek-achu.

What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
-Buy more earplugs!

what do you call a hiden pokemon.
-peek a choo.

Pokémon released a new brand of bubblegum yesterday.
-It’s called Pika Chew.

What do you call Pokemon sing alongs?
-Gary-oake.

I overheard someone telling Pokémon jokes,
– but I couldn’t catch ’em all.

What did Pikachu said when he tried food in Mexico?
-Pica, Pica.

Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
-Arrrrrr-bok.

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