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Pokemon Jokes ⚡ in 2025

I wish I was an Abra,
-so I could TELEPORT to your side.

Hey girl,
-lemme see them Jigglypuffs.

What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
-Peak-A-Chewer!

Let me be your ruler.
-I could be your Nidoqueen.

Why do Pokémon have eyes?
-So they can pikachu

If you were in a Pokemon Contest,
-you’d win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category.

Baby, I’m A Mismagius.
-I’ll make all of your wildest dreams come true.

Why did the Squirtle cross the ocean?
-To get to the other tide!

What would you call a green Pikachu?
-Pickle-chu

What happens when you give Eevee a French stone?
-You get a Napoleon

What do you call Pokemon sing alongs?
-Gary-oake.

I overheard someone telling Pokémon jokes,
– but I couldn’t catch ’em all.

What did Pikachu said when he tried food in Mexico?
-Pica, Pica.

Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
-Arrrrrr-bok.

You remind me of Deoxys.
-You’re out of this world.

The Pokémon was finding counting really hard,
-he couldn’t get past pikaTWO.

You remind me of Deoxys
-you’re out of this world.

What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
– A volts-wagon

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