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Plumber jokes 🚽👨‍🔧 in 2025

Why are so many plumbers Australians?
– This is because they love going down under!

What do you call a bathroom superhero (or superheroine)?
– Flush Gordon.

How many plumbers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
– A boss to tell the plumber, a plumber to tell the helper, and a helper to get the electrician to do it.

Why was the tap dancer’s sink not working properly?
– Because the sink was clog-ged!

In the local police station, a thief stole all the toilets.
– Now, the cops have nothing that they can go on!

How many plumbers does it take to screw in a light bulb on Sunday?
– None, because you won’t find any plumbers on a Sunday!

Where does a redneck plumber usually live?
– They usually live in wranches!

A plumber is the only guy I know who can take a leak and fix one too!

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