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Plumber jokes 🚽👨‍🔧 in 2025

Even after spending a fortune on my house’s plumbing, it still wasn’t fixed.
– Guess all my money went down the drain!

Why did the plumber visit the restroom?
– Because his dooty calls!

A plumber wakes up and goes to the bathroom.
– After doing his business he stands up, turns around, and says, “See ya at work!”

Where do plumbers keep all their stuff?
– They keep them in the water closet!

The plumber was offered the role of a submarine captain.
– This was because he was good at sink-ing things!

What does a plumber say to the toilet after using it?
– He says, “See you at work, buddy!”

What makes a plumber smile any time of day?
– Overtime pay.

What draws so many Aussie women to marry themselves a plumber man?
– They way he goes down under.

What was it that the plumber found in the NFL player’s restroom?
– He found a Superbowl!

When the plumber had a near-death experience,
– he almost saw his entire life flush before his eyes!

Why do plumbers wear green suspenders?
– To keep their pants up. Why else?

What do you call a person who picks plums?
– A plumber!

Why was the inexperienced plumber in the washroom with a scissor?
– Because he was told to cut off the water!

All the intelligent people in the community were turning to plumbing work for themselves.
– Well, it was a great example of a brain drain!

Why do yoga teachers hate plumbers?
– Because plumbers are flexible even without doing yoga!

Do you know how a doc­tor and plumber are both alike?
– They both bury their mis­takes.

Why was the plumber tired after a day’s work?
– Because the work had been too draining!

I knew a plumber who took his work very seriously.
– He would always plunge into it!

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