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Plumber jokes 🚽👨‍🔧 in 2025

Why did people find the new plumber so friendly?
– The new plumber always went with the flow!

“A plumber is the only per­son who can take a leak while they fix a leak!”

Why are plumbers always tired while working?
– This is because they get exhaust-head easily!

Plumbers have a great eye for picking the best tea.
– They always pick the first flush!

What is the difference between a normal person and a plumber?
– The normal person washes their hand after going to the restroom every time, while the plumber washes his hands before going to the restroom every time!

What vegetables do plumbers hate?
– Leeks.

What is the definition of disgusting?
– Seeing a plumber bite his nails.

Why shouldn’t we ever ask a plumber about the pipes?
– Because they might mis-lead us!

The plumber was sad as the pandemic had caused his business to go down the toilet!

Why are so many plumbers Australians?
– This is because they love going down under!

What do you call a bathroom superhero (or superheroine)?
– Flush Gordon.

How many plumbers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
– A boss to tell the plumber, a plumber to tell the helper, and a helper to get the electrician to do it.

Why was the tap dancer’s sink not working properly?
– Because the sink was clog-ged!

In the local police station, a thief stole all the toilets.
– Now, the cops have nothing that they can go on!

How many plumbers does it take to screw in a light bulb on Sunday?
– None, because you won’t find any plumbers on a Sunday!

Where does a redneck plumber usually live?
– They usually live in wranches!

A plumber is the only guy I know who can take a leak and fix one too!

What is the main plumbing issue that Eskimos face in their igloos?
– They have the problem of frozen pipes!

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