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Plumber jokes 🚽👨‍🔧 in 2025

Which event in the DC Comic’s universe was dedicated to plumbers?
– It was the Flush Point Paradox!

The out-of-work plumber started growing onions.
– Very soon, his onion patch was leeking!

What is the simplest way to make a plumber smile?
– You just get him some overtime pay!

What’s the difference between a doctor and a plumber?
– A doctor washes his hands after he has gone to the toilet, but a plumber washes his hands before. (Ew. And hopefully afterward, too!)

What do plumbers and economists have in common?
– They both deal with gross domestic product.

Why was the plumber such a good player of cards?
– This was because a good flush beats a full house any time of the day!

What is the similarity between economists and plumbers?
– They both have to deal with gross domestic product!

Why are plumbers so unique?
– Because they are the only people in this world who can take a leak and fix it as well!

Why did people find the new plumber so friendly?
– The new plumber always went with the flow!

“A plumber is the only per­son who can take a leak while they fix a leak!”

Why are plumbers always tired while working?
– This is because they get exhaust-head easily!

Plumbers have a great eye for picking the best tea.
– They always pick the first flush!

What is the difference between a normal person and a plumber?
– The normal person washes their hand after going to the restroom every time, while the plumber washes his hands before going to the restroom every time!

What vegetables do plumbers hate?
– Leeks.

What is the definition of disgusting?
– Seeing a plumber bite his nails.

Why shouldn’t we ever ask a plumber about the pipes?
– Because they might mis-lead us!

The plumber was sad as the pandemic had caused his business to go down the toilet!

Why are so many plumbers Australians?
– This is because they love going down under!

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