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Plumber jokes 🚽👨‍🔧 in 2025

What did the plumber tell his girlfriend while breaking up with them?
– “I’m sorry, but it’s over, Flo!”

A plumber fixes a damaged pipe in a doctor’s house and asks for $200.
– Doctor: “Even I don’t make so much money in such a short period. And I’m a doctor.” Plumber: “I know, sir. I used to be a doctor myself.”

What is the most disgusting thing you can see while a plumber is plumbing?
– A plumber about to bite his nails.

Plumbers from all over the world were going to California.
– It was a classic case of the Gold Flush!

Normally, how many plumbers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
– It will usually take three because the main plumber tells his helper and the helper tells his electrician buddy, who finally changes it!

How did the plumber feel when he gave blood?
– Drained.

Why does Australia need a lot of skilled plumbers?
– Because it is surrounded by water.

Why did the teacher call the plumber to school?
– He was called to pipe the class that was being noisy!

In the middle of the hurricane, because of a lack of proper equipment, the surgeon used a sterilized plumbing tool to operate.
– It really was a gut-wrenching experience!

Why are plumbers excellent at playing golf?
– This is because they know all about straight tees!

I used to be a plumber, but now I’m a missionary.
– I bless the drains down in Africa.

How does a plumber make money in a casino?
– Playing craps.

Why are plumbers terrible at hiding secrets?
– Because they are known to crack!

When plumbers use their computers, their favorite program on the pc is the Adobe Flush Player!

What do you call it when a plumber becomes a superhuman?
– Flush Gordan!

Why did the plumber get arrested?
– Plumber’s crack.

What kind of movies do teenage plumbers like to watch?
– They love watching plumbing-of-age movies!

I knew an Australian plumber in our neighborhood who when faced with a difficult challenge would always say,
– “Nah mate, I conduit!”

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