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Plumber jokes 🚽👨‍🔧 in 2025

How did everyone know about the misfortunes of the plumber?
– Well, the news had leaked out!

A plumber was called in to fix a leaky pipe in the library toilet.
– As he worked, he made too much noise, so the librarian asked him to pipe down.

I feel bad for plumbers who install those fancy water heaters that hang on the wall.
– It’s a tankless job.

How can one tell the difference between a seamstress and a plumber?
– We just need to ask them how to pronounce the word ‘sewer’!

Whenever a plumber comes to my house, I can tell they are there before they knock on the doors.
– This is because they have a bell mouth!

What did the plumber say to the all the people living in the hotel when the pipes burst?
– “Listen up, this is not a drill!”

What’s the difference between a body builder and a plumber?
– A plumber’s pipes always stay hard.

Why were the police trying to catch the plumber?
– Because he had broken the International Plumbing Code!

Almost all the plumbers I have come across are overweight.
– This is because they are plump-being!

What do you call when all the plumbers come together to have an impromptu dance?
– You call it the flush mob!

Why’d the plumber retire early?
– He was flushed with success.

How many plumbers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
– One to get the beer and one to call the electrician.

Why did the three plumbers walk into a restaurant?
– This was because there was a hazard sign!

When the basement flooded and we called the plumber, he curtly said that he couldn’t come, but he had put us on the wading list!

What is the favorite vegetable that plumbers like to grow in their garden?
– Leeks!

How many plumbers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
– Two. One to get the beer and one to call the electrician.

As the plumber left my house I saw something fall out of his back packet. I walked over and saw that it was a bag of drugs.
– But I didn’t bend down to get it, because I didn’t want plumber’s crack

What can make an atheist believe in God?
– Finding a plumber on a Sunday to fix the plumbing of the full house!

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