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Plumber jokes 🚽👨‍🔧 in 2025

What do you call a plumber who has become super and has his own game?
– Super Mario!

What rocks while it flushes?
– Well, a rocking chair toilet, of course!

Why was the plumber tired after a day’s work?
– Because the work had been too draining!

I knew a plumber who took his work very seriously.
– He would always plunge into it!

What kind of dreams do plumbers have when they are young?
– Plumbers have pipe dreams when they are young!

What do plumbers always say to customers?
– “Each time you flush a toilet, you put food in my family’s mouth.”

Plumbing is the only profession where you will here,
– “Be sure your joints have lots of dope in them”

Which animals are great at clearing out clogged sewers?
– They are sewer alligators!

There is a movie that plumbers love to see whenever they have a chance.
– It is called the ‘Drain Man’!

Why are the plumbers in the country of Holland so wealthy?
– This is because everyone has clogs!

What rocks while it flushes?
– A rocking chair toilet.

Why don’t the plumbers ever get wealthy?
– Because all they have are pipe dreams.

Why did the plumber always carry a few wrenches to work?
– Because they were known to turn heads!

When the plumbers faced off in a competition, the announcer exclaimed,
– “Something is about to go down over here!”

What happens when Chuck Norris becomes a plumber?
– The toilet fixes itself!

What’s the difference between a doctor and a plumber?
– A doctor washes his hands after he has gone to the toilet, but a plumber washes his hands before.

How does a plumber capture his enemies?
– He used the p-trap to capture the enemies!

Whenever a plumber visits a house where he has to take off his shoes, he starts to unclog!

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