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Plumber jokes 🚽👨‍🔧 in 2025

What rocks while it flushes?
– Well, a rocking chair toilet, of course!

What do you call a plumber who has become super and has his own game?
– Super Mario!

Why are plumbers so good at being friends with the pipes?
– Because they are electrically bonded!

The plumber was seriously injured when he took part in the war.
– Upon further inspection, the doctor said that it was just a flush wound!

What do plumbers have up their sleeves in their elbows?
– They have sleeve joints!

What do plumbers have when they fall asleep?
– Pipe dreams.

What’s the main difference between an electrician and a plumber?
– An electrician washes his hands AFTER he has gone potty, but a plumber washes his hands BEFORE he goes potty.

Which event in the DC Comic’s universe was dedicated to plumbers?
– It was the Flush Point Paradox!

The out-of-work plumber started growing onions.
– Very soon, his onion patch was leeking!

What is the simplest way to make a plumber smile?
– You just get him some overtime pay!

What’s the difference between a doctor and a plumber?
– A doctor washes his hands after he has gone to the toilet, but a plumber washes his hands before. (Ew. And hopefully afterward, too!)

What do plumbers and economists have in common?
– They both deal with gross domestic product.

Why was the plumber such a good player of cards?
– This was because a good flush beats a full house any time of the day!

What is the similarity between economists and plumbers?
– They both have to deal with gross domestic product!

Why are plumbers so unique?
– Because they are the only people in this world who can take a leak and fix it as well!

Why did people find the new plumber so friendly?
– The new plumber always went with the flow!

“A plumber is the only per­son who can take a leak while they fix a leak!”

Why are plumbers always tired while working?
– This is because they get exhaust-head easily!

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