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Plant jokes ☘️🌿🌵 in 2025

I never used to like plants,
– but I turned over a new leaf!

Mum’s the word!

What has no fingers but lots of rings?
– A tree.

What did the mama plant tell her kids?
– “Don’t moss around!”

Why did no one laugh at the gardener’s jokes?
– Because they were too corney!

What did the flower tell the other flower after she told a joke?
– “I was just pollen your leg!”

Last bud not leaf

Why did the gardener think her plant was sick?
– It was looking very green.

Did you know I can cut down a tree by looking at it?
– It’s true, I saw it with my own eyes!

Why did the Golden Delicious go to jail?
– Because he was a rotten apple!

A peony saved is a peony earned.

What did the mama lettuce tell her little ones when it started to storm?
– “Everyone needs to romaine calm.”

What does a flower say when it’s surprised?
– What in carnation?!

How do plants contact each other?
– They use the te-leaf-one!

He’s just a one-trick peony.

Why are trees so tall and thin?
– They only eat light.

What did the beaver say as he left the forest?
– It’s been nice gnawing you!

What advice can you give a plant that’s having a hard day?
– Just green and bear it.

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