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Plant jokes ☘️🌿🌵 in 2025

Why did the gardener think her plant was sick?
– It was looking very green.

Did you know I can cut down a tree by looking at it?
– It’s true, I saw it with my own eyes!

Why did the Golden Delicious go to jail?
– Because he was a rotten apple!

A peony saved is a peony earned.

What did the mama lettuce tell her little ones when it started to storm?
– “Everyone needs to romaine calm.”

What does a flower say when it’s surprised?
– What in carnation?!

How do plants contact each other?
– They use the te-leaf-one!

He’s just a one-trick peony.

Why are trees so tall and thin?
– They only eat light.

What did the beaver say as he left the forest?
– It’s been nice gnawing you!

What advice can you give a plant that’s having a hard day?
– Just green and bear it.

A snare drum and a cymbal fall out of a tree.
– *Ba-dum-tsssss*

Why do melons have fancy weddings?
– Because they cantaloupe!

How did the flower get a boat from one side of the lake to the other?
– It rose.

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
– A power plant!

What do you call a salad leaf that constantly goes to the gym?
– Shredded lettuce!

Iris you all the happiness in the world.

What’s a nervous tree called?
– A sweaty palm.

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