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Plant jokes ☘️🌿🌵 in 2025

Why do trees hate riddles?
– They always get stumped!

Why did the cabbage win the race?
– Because it was ahead!

How did the flower get over the fight she had with her sister?
– She rose above it.

What did the succulent learn in math class?
– How to do square roots!

What’s a cheerleading herb called?
– An encourage mint.

What kind of flower grows on your face?
– Tulips!

Why can’t you iron a four leaf clover?
– Because you shouldn’t press your luck!

What’s the fiercest type of flower?
– A dandelion!

What did the girl cactus say to the boy cactus?
– “I’m so glad we pricked each other!”

What did one plant lady say to another plant lady?
– “Botany plants lately?”

What do you call a jungle where the animals talk about current events?
– A topical rainforest!

Why did the gardener quit his job?
– His celery wasn’t high enough!

How do you grow a flower that glows in the dark?
– With a light bulb.

Take a leaf of faith!

What kind of plant pictures get the most likes on social media?
– Thirst traps.

Why are trees good at algebra?
– They can always find the root of the equation!

What kind of vegetable do you get when an elephant walks through your garden?
– Squash!

What do you do after you take a picture of a flower?
– You wait for it to photosynthesize.

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