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Plant jokes ☘️🌿🌵 in 2024

Where do flowers go when they need to recharge after a long day?
– The power plant.

What kind of garden does a baker usually have?
– A flour garden.

What is Spring’s favourite kind of pickle?
– Daffo-dills!

What did Autumn say to Summer?
– Make like a tree and leaf!

What did the boy plant say to his girlfriend?
– “I’ll never leaf you.”

Why do trees have so many friends?
– They branch out.

I’m rooting for you!

What kind of tree can you hold in your hand?
– A palm tree!

What is the gardener’s favourite book?
– War and Peas!

What did the flower decide to study in college?
– STEM.

Say aloe to my little friend.

Why does Yoda grow such pretty plants?
– He has green thumbs!

Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
– It was feeling green!

What did the sunflower say to her BFF when she reached 5 feet tall?
– “You grow, girl!”

What did one cactus say to the other cactus?
– “You’re looking sharp!”

Why didn’t the flower get to go out on a second date?
– He was a garden variety.

What did Princess Leia say after she planted some trees?
– May the forest be with you!

I saw a leaf that was shaped like a chicken.
– I think it fell from a poul-tree!

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