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Plant jokes ☘️🌿🌵 in 2025

Did you hear the story about the flower who went on a date with another flower?
– It’s a budding romance!

How do plants keep things under control?
– They weed out unnecessary drama and ask troublemakers to leaf.

What’s the scariest plant?
– bamBOO!

What is a tree’s favourite subject in school?
– Geome-tree!

What’s green and goes to summer camp?
– A Brussels’ scout!

What did the flower ask the sad flower?
– “Are you doing bouquet?”

What flowers should you never give as gifts?
– Cauliflowers.

Why are flowers so good at problem solving?
– They know how to nip it in the bud!

I never used to like plants,
– but I turned over a new leaf!

Mum’s the word!

What has no fingers but lots of rings?
– A tree.

What did the mama plant tell her kids?
– “Don’t moss around!”

Why did no one laugh at the gardener’s jokes?
– Because they were too corney!

What did the flower tell the other flower after she told a joke?
– “I was just pollen your leg!”

Last bud not leaf

Why did the gardener think her plant was sick?
– It was looking very green.

Did you know I can cut down a tree by looking at it?
– It’s true, I saw it with my own eyes!

Why did the Golden Delicious go to jail?
– Because he was a rotten apple!

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