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Plant jokes ☘️🌿🌵 in 2025

You’re unbeleafable!

Sorry, I already have plants this weekend.

How can you identify a dogwood tree?
– By its bark!

Why do potatoes make the best detectives?
– Because they always keep their eyes peeled!

I love you a lily more each day.

What song does a gardener know all the words to?
– “Lettuce Be.”

Did you hear about the two flowers who went on a date?
– It’s a budding romance!

I was worried that the plants were fake,
– but they weren’t. That’s a real leaf!

It’s just one of rose things….

Pretty fly for a cacti.

What did the pirate call his vegetable patch?
– His garrrrgh-den.

Why did the tree take a nap?
– For rest!

Where do farmers send their children to school?
– Kinder-garden!

What part of a flower has the most friends?
– The bud.

Take it or leaf it.

Let’s have a little fern!

What was wrong with the tree’s car?
– It wooden start!

Where do vegetables go to have a few drinks?
– The salad bar!

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