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Plant jokes ☘️🌿🌵 in 2025

How do trees get on the Internet?
– They log on!

What did one flower say to the other?
– What’s up bud?

What did the rose text her best bud?
– “I’m all dressed up and have nowhere to grow!”

Why did the gardener plant light bulbs?
– He wanted a power plant!

What do grizzlies do if they’re having a bad day in the forest?
– Grin and bear it!

How is a flower similar to the letter A?
– A bee goes after it.

Why do flowers always drive so fast?
– They put the petal to the metal!

What do you get when you cross a gardener and some trendy headphones?
– Beets by Dre!

Why did the flower decide to try out Tinder?
– He was just looking for somebudy to love.

How does a plant answer the phone?
– “Aloe?”

What garden plant is always cold?
– A chili.

What is a tree’s favourite subject in school?
– Geome-tree!

What’s green and goes to summer camp?
– A Brussels’ scout!

What did the flower ask the sad flower?
– “Are you doing bouquet?”

What flowers should you never give as gifts?
– Cauliflowers.

Why are flowers so good at problem solving?
– They know how to nip it in the bud!

I never used to like plants,
– but I turned over a new leaf!

Mum’s the word!

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