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Planet jokes 🪐🌍🌑 in 2025

What’s a space pirate’s favorite planet?
– mArrrs!

Studying the nature of Mars
– A NASA scientist walks into a bar and orders a beer. “How’s work going?” the bartender asks. “It’s frustrating. We’ve been studying the planet Mars and trying to figure out how it went from having a warm and wet habitat to a cold and dry one,” the scientist says. “So far, we don’t have an answer.” “Maybe it got married?” the bartender replies.

How do you organize an intergalactic party?
– You planet

What was the money called on Superman’s home planet?
– Kryptoncurrency

if you liked planet of the apes
– you might enjoy macaque in uranus

What kind of music do planets like?
– Neptunes.

What do vegan black holes say?
– “I’m on a strictly planet based diet”

What’s Hitler’s least favorite planet?
– Jewpiter

Why did Pluto have such a terrible vacation?
– Because he didn’t planet well.

What did Earth say to the other planets?
– “You guys have no life!”

Earth is the third planet from the sun.
– Earth is the third planet from the sun.

My friend is the most average person on the planet yet he loves to go around judging and criticising other people
– He’s really mean

Earth, Venus, Mars, and Jupiter were going to setup a party
– But they failed because nobody knew how to planet

How do you memorialize the death of a planet?
– You write an orbituary.

One alien says to another, “The dominant life forms on the planet earth appear to have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons.”
– The second alien replies, “Are they an emerging intelligence?”

The first alien says, “I don’t think so, they have them aimed at themselves.”

How do planets staying busy during hunting seaso
– By shooting stars

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?
– Planet

In space, two aliens are talking to each other very closely
– The first alien says, “The dominant life forms on the Earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons.”

The second alien asks, “Are they an emerging intelligence?”

The first alien says, “I don’t think so, they have aimed at themselves”

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