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Pizza Jokes 🍕 in 2025

A Blonde went for a pizza. The chef said would you like it cut into 4 slices or 8? Blonde said 4 please.
-There is no way I could possibly eat 8 slices.

Why did the man go into the pizza business?
-He wanted to make some dough.

What’s a Crab’s favorite part about pizza?
-That Crust taste, Son!

A man has been found dead at the pizza parlour
-He was covered in ham, pineapple, onions, mushrooms, bell pepper, ground beef, pepperoni and four cheeses.

Police are saying he topped himself.

What is a pizza maker’s favorite song?
-Slice, Slice Baby.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
-A carrot!

Covid-19 has damaged the Italian economy so much that they have placed a lien on the Tower of Pizza.
-Sounds better verbally

Anyone ever heard of emo pizza?
-It’s the kind that cuts itself.

What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
-There’s mushroom for improvement.

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