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Pizza Jokes 🍕 in 2024

I saw a man cutting a pizza with a smart phone
-I know it’s cutting edge technology but jeez

News: Doctors recommend Pizza and pancake diet for Covid-19 patients
-And all other foods that can fit under the door.

What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?
-The pizza can feed a family of four.

Did you hear about the new pickle pizza?
– It’s made with a dill-dough

If you can’t decide on what kind of pizza to get,
-you’re indeSLICEsive.

What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
-Pie hard.

I told my wife to make me a pizza.
– Because goddamnit I don’t wanna be a human anymore.

What do you call it when someone spreads germs all over your pizza?
-Little Sneezers

Did you hear the rumor about butter?
-Well, I’m not going to spread it!

College student climbs into the back of an Uber and asks the driver “Do you have room up there for a pizza and a six pack’?
-“Sure” said the driver.
So the kid leaned forward and threw up.

Facism and Pizza have one thing in common…
-Italy did it first, now they’re the worst.

Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
-Because they have no body to go with!

What is an epileptic’s favorite pizza place?
– Little Seizures

What’s the difference between two 10″ pizzas and one 14″ pizza?
-One pi

Want to hear a joke about pizza?
-Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

You order one pizza and you love it. Next time you order a pizza and a garlic bread. Before you know it, you’re eating pizzas for every meal and you get withdrawal symptoms if you don’t get one…
-That’s the domino effect…

Thinking about how much weight I’ve put on over the pandemic, I can’t help wishing that I stayed in Britain…
-I’d eat pizza every day and I’d just keep losing pounds.

What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
-You don’t pepper-own-me.

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