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Pizza Jokes 🍕 in 2024

Why do restaurants put pizza in square boxes?
-Because they don’t cut corners.

A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
-“Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”

How do you fix a broken pizza?
-With tomato paste.

I am a little ambivalent about pizza.
-On the upside, it has some great toppings.

On the downside, it doesn’t.

Why did the topping leave the pizza dough?
-Because it was too kneady!

How can you tell if a customer is a Buddhist?
-They ask you to make them one with everything.

A Buddhist walks into a pizza shop
-He says, “Can you make me one with everything?”

I’m saving a bunch of money on pizza delivery.
-When the doorbell rings I answer it completely naked. So far, nobody’s stayed long enough to take my tip

What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?
-Slice to meet you.

What’s the difference between a musician and a large pizza?
-A large pizza can feed a family of four

Why is 2020 pizza delivery like my ex-girlfriend?
-They both do no-contact orders!

What does an anteater like on its pizza?
-Ant-chovies.

I saw a man cutting a pizza with a smart phone
-I know it’s cutting edge technology but jeez

News: Doctors recommend Pizza and pancake diet for Covid-19 patients
-And all other foods that can fit under the door.

What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?
-The pizza can feed a family of four.

Did you hear about the new pickle pizza?
– It’s made with a dill-dough

If you can’t decide on what kind of pizza to get,
-you’re indeSLICEsive.

What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
-Pie hard.

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