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Pirate jokes 🏴‍☠️ in 2025

Why is pirating so addictive?
– They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

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What happened to the pirate when his wooden leg caught fire?
-He got burned to the ground.

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What’s a pirate use his cell phone for?
– Booty calls

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What has 8 legs, 8 arms, and 8 eyes?
– 8 pirates.

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What do you call a pirate who skips class?
– Captain Hooky!

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Why are pirates pirates?
– Because they Arrrrrrgh!

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How do ghosts search the Web?
-They use ghoul-gle.

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What does a dyslexic pirate say?
-RRRRRRA!

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What’s a pirates favourite type of music?
– Rum & Bass!

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What was the name of the most frugal pirate?
-Barry D. Treasure!

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What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
-Starrrrrve!

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What do you call a stupid pirate?
– The pillage idiot

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Why was it so hard to call the pirate on the phone?
– Because he left it off the hook.

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Which restaurant did the buccaneer go out to for dinner?
– Long John Silver’s!.

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A pirate goes to the doctor to have the spots on his arm examined. The doctor says: “They’re benign.”
– The pirate replies: “no, no doc, there be 11. I counted them before I came here.”

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What Did The Pirate Say When His Wooden Leg Got Stuck In The Freezer?
-Shiver me timbers!

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How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?
-A buck-an-ear.

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How do pirates know they exist?
– They think, therefore they ARRRRRRR!!!

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