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Pineapple jokes 🍍 in 2025

An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.

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Today I tried to make a pineapple smoothie without using any pineapples.
– My efforts were fruitless.

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Be Kind and truthful and life will be fruitful🍍

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The cucumber complained, “I wish I was a normal vegetable, this is bullshit, half of my friends and family are bought and used as dildoes!”
“Better you than me!” responded the pineapple.

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As she glared at me as we sat in the hospital,
– It occurred to me that we probably should’ve changed our safe word from “pineapple” when we started experimenting with produce.

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The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight?
– It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.

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