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Pineapple jokes 🍍 in 2025

An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.

Today I tried to make a pineapple smoothie without using any pineapples.
– My efforts were fruitless.

Be Kind and truthful and life will be fruitful🍍

The cucumber complained, “I wish I was a normal vegetable, this is bullshit, half of my friends and family are bought and used as dildoes!”
“Better you than me!” responded the pineapple.

As she glared at me as we sat in the hospital,
– It occurred to me that we probably should’ve changed our safe word from “pineapple” when we started experimenting with produce.

The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight?
– It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.

What did the salad say to pineapple?
– Lettuce be friends.

I need a pineapple in my life.

Tough on the outside. Sweet on the inside.

What do you call royal pineapple?
– Your pine-ness.

What do you call a computer covered in fruit chunks?
– A pineApple Mac.

Pineapples because apples aren’t spiky enough.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
– No one, they don’t grow underwater and don’t act as houses.

Why did Betty fall off the swing?
– Because Betty was a Pineapple

Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.

A person was hit by a bus after he claimed pineapple goes with pizza.
– Also, I lost my bus license today.

What do you call a pineapple snake?
– Ananas-conda

Keep calm and eat a pineapple.

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