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Pineapple jokes 🍍 in 2025

Where do you get pineapple milk from?
– From its pinenipples.

You are one fineapple.

TIL the practice of putting pineapple on a pizza was invented by a Canadian man.
– I hope he is sorry about it.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea?
– Malaysia flight 370

Do you know what the difference between a slut and a pineapple is?
– A pineapple is not as messy as a slut when you eat it.

When is an apple not an apple?
– When it is a pineapple.

If the crown fits.

When life hands you pineapples, make pina coladas.

Why do people love juicy pineapple?
– Because it “ripens” their day.

A man goes to the doctor with a pineapple in his nose and bananas in his ears.

He says, “Doctor, what’s wrong with me?”

The doctor says, “Isn’t it obvious? You’re not eating properly.”

A pineapple a day keeps the worries away.

From where do you get pineapple milk?
– From its pinenipples!

“So, what are your strengths ?” The interviewer asked
” I always plan well ahead ” I said .
” Can you give me an example ” she asked .
” I drank a glass of pineapple juice before the interview.”

What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree?
– A pine – apple!

What do you call a sore pineapple?
– A painapple.

Three women are sitting at a bar…
And they’re bragging about how loose they are. The first one says:
“I could fit an entire zucchini up there!”
The second one says:
“Oh yeah? Well I could fit an entire pineapple up there!”
The third one doesn’t say anything and she slides down the stool.

You are the pine to my apple.

Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.

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