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Pineapple jokes 🍍 in 2025

Did you know that the pineapple has a different name in most other languages?
– That’s ananas!

What is a pineapple’s favorite kitchen appliance? The juicer.

The next person who asks me for a mixture of apple juice, pineapple juice and lemon juice is gonna get a punch.
– Ecks dee

A man walks into a bar with a pineapple on his head.
– The bartender looks at him quizzically and says Mate. Why the hell do you have a pineapple on your head?! The man answers Oh, it’s ok. I always wear a pineapple on my head on Tuesdays. The bartender says But it’s Thursday… Upon hearing this the man’s face changes to a look of abject horror and he says Oh God! I’m so embarrassed!!

After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”

What do you call a computer that grows on a Christmas tree?
– A pineApple.

Be a pineapple; stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

I will not apologize for pineapple on pizza.

What is the pineapple’s relationship status?
– Pineapply married.

What is a bank card’s favourite fruit?
– A PIN-apple.

Feeling sweet. Feeling pineapple-ish.

What’s the difference between dead babies and pineapples?
– I wouldn’t dare put pineapple on my pizza.

I think my carbon monoxide detector is malfuctioning, but
– Pineapple laundry dictionary.

Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.

I once put rum and pineapple into CERN’s particle accelerator.
– Discovered the Piña Collider.

100% Tropical, from my crown to my core.

Peace, Love and Pineapples

How do you compliment a pineapple? Call it a fine-apple.

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