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Pineapple jokes 🍍 in 2025

Isaac Newton was inspired to formulate the theory of gravitation after watching an apply to fall from a tree. With its significance in human history, that apple is definitely a fine – apple!

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Was talking religion over at a Chinese restaurant with some friends when…
– one friend pondered if there were any Chinese Jews.. Nobody at the table had ever heard of one so we decided to ask our server. We called him over and inquired if he knew of any any Chinese Jews.,. He looked a little perplexed and said he would go and ask his manager. He returned some minutes later declaring that to his knowledge there were no Chinese Jews.. He only knew of Orange, Pineapple and Cranberry….

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I may be spiky on the outside, but I’m sweet on the inside.

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Pineapple state of mind.

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What did the therapist say to the pineapple?
– Look on the bright side.

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What do you get when you cross a pineapple and a pig?
– A porky–pine.

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Going bananas is overrated. Go pineapples instead.

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The next person
– The next person that asks me for a pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of orange in the same cup is gonna get a punch.

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A guy meets with his Tinder date and tells her to be like a pineapple pizza..
– It sucks!

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A pineapple might be spiky on the outside, but it is always sweet on the inside

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Why was the shark eating pineapples?
– Because it makes seamen taste better.

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Gotta blame it on my juice.

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Let’s party like a pineapple.

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Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.

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There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.

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What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad?
– A pineapple.

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Tropic like it’s hot.

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I once…
– I once strained a can of pineapple juice into the sink thinking it was pineapple chunks.

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