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Pineapple jokes 🍍 in 2025

A pineapple a day keeps the worries away.

From where do you get pineapple milk?
– From its pinenipples!

“So, what are your strengths ?” The interviewer asked
” I always plan well ahead ” I said .
” Can you give me an example ” she asked .
” I drank a glass of pineapple juice before the interview.”

What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree?
– A pine – apple!

What do you call a sore pineapple?
– A painapple.

Three women are sitting at a bar…
And they’re bragging about how loose they are. The first one says:
“I could fit an entire zucchini up there!”
The second one says:
“Oh yeah? Well I could fit an entire pineapple up there!”
The third one doesn’t say anything and she slides down the stool.

You are the pine to my apple.

Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.

Do you know which character lives in an underwater pineapple?
– It is SpongeBob SquarePants.

A pineapple and a grapefruit fell in love.
– But they’re unhappy because they cantaloupe.

What do you call someone who likes pineapple but not on his pizza?
– Sane.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
– Bacteria

How did the fruit get to Hawaii?
– The pineapple express.

Why did the pineapple stop in the middle of the road?
– Because he ran out of juice.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
– Madeleine McCann

Love smells like pineapples.

Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.

An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.

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