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Pineapple jokes 🍍 in 2025

You are the pine to my apple.

Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.

Do you know which character lives in an underwater pineapple?
– It is SpongeBob SquarePants.

A pineapple and a grapefruit fell in love.
– But they’re unhappy because they cantaloupe.

What do you call someone who likes pineapple but not on his pizza?
– Sane.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
– Bacteria

How did the fruit get to Hawaii?
– The pineapple express.

Why did the pineapple stop in the middle of the road?
– Because he ran out of juice.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
– Madeleine McCann

Love smells like pineapples.

Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.

An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.

Today I tried to make a pineapple smoothie without using any pineapples.
– My efforts were fruitless.

Be Kind and truthful and life will be fruitful🍍

The cucumber complained, “I wish I was a normal vegetable, this is bullshit, half of my friends and family are bought and used as dildoes!”
“Better you than me!” responded the pineapple.

As she glared at me as we sat in the hospital,
– It occurred to me that we probably should’ve changed our safe word from “pineapple” when we started experimenting with produce.

The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight?
– It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.

What did the salad say to pineapple?
– Lettuce be friends.

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