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Pineapple jokes 🍍 in 2025

Be a pineapple; stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

I will not apologize for pineapple on pizza.

What is the pineapple’s relationship status?
– Pineapply married.

What is a bank card’s favourite fruit?
– A PIN-apple.

Feeling sweet. Feeling pineapple-ish.

What’s the difference between dead babies and pineapples?
– I wouldn’t dare put pineapple on my pizza.

I think my carbon monoxide detector is malfuctioning, but
– Pineapple laundry dictionary.

Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.

I once put rum and pineapple into CERN’s particle accelerator.
– Discovered the Piña Collider.

100% Tropical, from my crown to my core.

Peace, Love and Pineapples

How do you compliment a pineapple? Call it a fine-apple.

What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples?
– He might be called a pineappleologist!

You’re the pineapple of my eye.

Pineapple on pizza is like going down on your cousin.
– It tastes good, but something ain’t right.

What is 1 plus 1?
– Toaster Pineapple.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
– SpongeBob SquarePants!

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?
– Because he couldn’t get a date.

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