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Pineapple jokes 🍍 in 2025

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Peace, Love and Pineapples

How do you compliment a pineapple? Call it a fine-apple.

What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples?
– He might be called a pineappleologist!

You’re the pineapple of my eye.

Pineapple on pizza is like going down on your cousin.
– It tastes good, but something ain’t right.

What is 1 plus 1?
– Toaster Pineapple.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
– SpongeBob SquarePants!

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?
– Because he couldn’t get a date.

I just met the most poor guy on this planet
– He is the most hated person in his city despite being a nice guy, his boss pays him almost no money, his best friend is a total idiot, the only girl that talks to him lives in her own bubble, and the worst:

He lives in a pineapple under the sea…..

Sun, sand and pineapple in hand.

What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.

My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.

What do you call a pineapple with no yellow part?
– A cactus.

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?
– A pineapple

I’m having a bun filled with ham and pineapple for my lunch today
– That’s Hawaii roll.

Here’s a joke my 5yo told us last night
What do you call a pineapple with no yellow part?
– A cactus.

Isaac Newton was inspired to formulate the theory of gravitation after watching an apply to fall from a tree. With its significance in human history, that apple is definitely a fine – apple!

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