Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Pineapple jokes 🍍 in 2025

Girls, if you were a fruit, then you would be a fine – apple!

Where do you get pineapple milk from?
– From its pinenipples.

You are one fineapple.

TIL the practice of putting pineapple on a pizza was invented by a Canadian man.
– I hope he is sorry about it.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea?
– Malaysia flight 370

Do you know what the difference between a slut and a pineapple is?
– A pineapple is not as messy as a slut when you eat it.

When is an apple not an apple?
– When it is a pineapple.

If the crown fits.

When life hands you pineapples, make pina coladas.

Why do people love juicy pineapple?
– Because it “ripens” their day.

A man goes to the doctor with a pineapple in his nose and bananas in his ears.

He says, “Doctor, what’s wrong with me?”

The doctor says, “Isn’t it obvious? You’re not eating properly.”

A pineapple a day keeps the worries away.

From where do you get pineapple milk?
– From its pinenipples!

“So, what are your strengths ?” The interviewer asked
” I always plan well ahead ” I said .
” Can you give me an example ” she asked .
” I drank a glass of pineapple juice before the interview.”

What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree?
– A pine – apple!

What do you call a sore pineapple?
– A painapple.

Three women are sitting at a bar…
And they’re bragging about how loose they are. The first one says:
“I could fit an entire zucchini up there!”
The second one says:
“Oh yeah? Well I could fit an entire pineapple up there!”
The third one doesn’t say anything and she slides down the stool.

You are the pine to my apple.

Follow us on Facebook