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Pilot jokes 👨‍✈️✈️ in 2025

I don’t find airplane jokes funny.
– To me, they’re just really Boeing

Why did the airplane get sent to his room?
– Bad altitude.

I have a really good airplane joke I want to share…
– But I think it might go over your head.

What did the check-in agent ask the photon with a small suitcase?
– “Travelling light?”

Flight Announcement: “There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only four ways out of this airplane.”

Why were the flight attendants panicked when someone decided to leave work an hour early?
– Because it was the pilot.

I decided to leave work an hour early today.
– The flight attendants started freaking out when I grabbed my parachute, though.

What happened when the child jumped out of the plane?
– He was on cloud nine.

Have you heard of the TV show about the airplane?
– It sorta crashed and burned, but I think it’s because the pilot wasn’t very good

What do you do with wood after you cut and split it?
– Pi-lot.

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