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Pilot jokes 👨‍✈️✈️ in 2025

What’s the difference between an airplane and a baby?
– An airplane goes from city to city, a baby goes from tiddy to tiddy.

A Boeing 737 Max flight attendant walks into a bar and orders a martini.
– “You’re here later than usual,” the bartender comments. “Problems at work?”
– “Yes, just as our flight was about to take off, we had to turn around and wait at the gate for an hour.”
– “What was the problem?” the bartender asks.
– “The pilot was bothered by a noise in the engine,” she replies. “It took us a while to find a new pilot.”

A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, “How long does it take to fly to Boston?”
– The clerk said, “Just a minute…”
– “Thank you,” the man said and hung up.

How does the food inside the airplane taste?
– It is very plane.

What do we want? Low-flying airplanes! When do we want them?
– Neeeeeeooooowwwww!

Why was the pilot rejected in the final interview?
– Because he said he was down to earth.

What did the Klingon say to the flight attendant?
– “Today is a good day to fly.”

Why was the librarian asked to get out of the plane?
– Because it was overbooked.

Why couldn’t the fighter jet pilot communicate with his co-pilot?
– He hadn’t broken the sound barrier yet.

The airline food made me sick on my way to Germany.
– It was the wurst.

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