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Pilot jokes 👨‍✈️✈️ in 2025

A Boeing 737 Max flight attendant walks into a bar and orders a martini.
– “You’re here later than usual,” the bartender comments. “Problems at work?”
– “Yes, just as our flight was about to take off, we had to turn around and wait at the gate for an hour.”
– “What was the problem?” the bartender asks.
– “The pilot was bothered by a noise in the engine,” she replies. “It took us a while to find a new pilot.”

A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, “How long does it take to fly to Boston?”
– The clerk said, “Just a minute…”
– “Thank you,” the man said and hung up.

How does the food inside the airplane taste?
– It is very plane.

What do we want? Low-flying airplanes! When do we want them?
– Neeeeeeooooowwwww!

Why was the pilot rejected in the final interview?
– Because he said he was down to earth.

What did the Klingon say to the flight attendant?
– “Today is a good day to fly.”

Why was the librarian asked to get out of the plane?
– Because it was overbooked.

Why couldn’t the fighter jet pilot communicate with his co-pilot?
– He hadn’t broken the sound barrier yet.

The airline food made me sick on my way to Germany.
– It was the wurst.

Where does a mountain climber keep his plane?
– In a cliff-hangar.

Who invented the first airplane that wouldn’t fly?
– The Wrong Brothers.

What’s the difference between an optimist and a pessimist?
– An optimist created the airplane; a pessimist created the seatbelts.

A plane crashed, and every single person died, except two. Why?
– Because they were a couple.

As I sat in my airplane seat for the 16-hour flight, I tried to get comfortable.
– Then I remembered that I was in economy.

Why did the airplane pilot decide to retire?
– Because it was too Boeing.

What would you get if you cross a plane with a snake?
– You get a Boeing constrictor.

Why is development in airplane engineering so slow?
– Everyone is afraid to make a groundbreaking design.

What sound did the 777 airplane make when it started bouncing up and down?
– Boeing boeing boeing.

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