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Pilot jokes 👨‍✈️✈️ in 2025

What is the most common thing in a cartoon about flying food items?
– There are many pie-lots.

Surely you can fly this plane!
– Yes, I can. And don’t call me Shirley.

What would you call the brother duo who are pilots but cannot fly a plane?
– The Wrong Brothers.

Why was the little airplane sent back to its hangar?
– Because of bad altitude.

Where does a mountain climber land his plane?
– On a cliff-hangar.

What do you call a space pilot who lives dangerously?
– Han YOLO.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a plane?
– A Boeing Constrictor.

Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
– I just can’t see them taking off.

I tried to carry my board game onto the airplane, but security said I couldn’t do it.
– The risk was too big.

Why do Stormtroopers make the best pilots?
– They never hit anything.

Why did the students study in the airplane?
– Because they wanted higher grades.

Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
– Because they would quack up!

What is the name of the movie in which the pilots fight each other to park their planes at the end of the day?
– It’s ‘The Hangar Games’.

What illness do pilots get the most?
– The flew.

What would happen if you wear a watch on a plane?
– Time flies.

Things a pilot can’t say in a job interview:
– I’m down-to-earth.

What is a fleet of helicopters called?
– Hellacopters.

What happens to a bad airplane joke?
– It never lands.

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