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Pilot jokes 👨‍✈️✈️ in 2025

What’s the difference between an optimist and a pessimist?
– An optimist created the airplane; a pessimist created the seatbelts.

A plane crashed, and every single person died, except two. Why?
– Because they were a couple.

As I sat in my airplane seat for the 16-hour flight, I tried to get comfortable.
– Then I remembered that I was in economy.

Why did the airplane pilot decide to retire?
– Because it was too Boeing.

What would you get if you cross a plane with a snake?
– You get a Boeing constrictor.

Why is development in airplane engineering so slow?
– Everyone is afraid to make a groundbreaking design.

What sound did the 777 airplane make when it started bouncing up and down?
– Boeing boeing boeing.

Why was the little airplane sent to his hangar?
– Bad altitude.

What do you call a dumb copilot who doesn’t know how to operate an airplane?
– An airhead.

What do you call an airplane that flies backward?
– A receding airline.

Why were the passengers panicked when the co-pilot greeted his friend on the flight?
– He said, “Hi! Jack”.

I’ve never been in a plane before, so I never knew what the deal with airline food was.
– Does that mean the joke went over my head?

What happens if an airline pilot says a bad plane joke?
– It never lands.

What would you get if you fly the airplane backward?
– You get a receding airline.

Who was at fault for the bumpy landing of the plane?
– The asphalt.

What do you call the movie where pilots fight to take off?
– The Hanger Games.

I don’t find airplane jokes funny.
– To me, they’re just really Boeing

Why did the airplane get sent to his room?
– Bad altitude.

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