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Pilot jokes 👨‍✈️✈️ in 2025

What would you find if you see Harry Potter on a plane?
– A flying sorcerer.

Why did the flight engineer get rejected when he made a marriage proposal to his girlfriend?
– Because she did not like plane people.

Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane?
– Kitty-hawk.

A book never written: Flying for Beginners by Landon Safely.

How do you know there’s a pilot in the room?
– He or she will tell you.

Where did the pilot meet the ghost?
– On another plane.

It was mealtime on an airplane, and the flight attendant asked a passenger if he would like some dinner.
– “What are my choices?” the passenger asked.
– “Yes or no,” she replied.

What do you call the cops who are working undercover in an airport?
– Plane cloth officers.

My friend started a business selling helicopters.
– It’s really starting to take off.

What happens when the plane propeller fan stops working?
– The pilot starts sweating.

What do you call it when someone is sick of being at the airport?
– A terminal illness.

What would you get if a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
– A plane in the neck.

What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician?
– A flying sorcerer.

I really wanted to build an airplane,
– But the idea never really took off.

A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin.
– “Do you always carry such heavy luggage?” she sighed.
– “No more,” the man said. “Next time, I’m riding in the bag, and my partner can buy the ticket!”

I threw my phone from the roof, and it broke.
– I guess airplane mode wasn’t working.

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
– Because it was overbooked.

Chuck Norris put his phone on airplane mode…
– and flew it.

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