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Pilot jokes 👨‍✈️✈️ in 2025

What do you call an airplane that is about to crash?
– An error-plane.

Two pilots are discussing piloting. One asks, “Why did you become a pilot?”
– One asks, “Why did you become a pilot?”
– He responds, “To overcome my fears.”
– The other asks, “Which one? Heights?”
– To which he responds, “Dying alone.”

Why can’t spiders become pilots?
– Because they only know how to tailspin.

An ant falls out of an airplane, how did it die?
– Starved to death on the way down.

What is the difference between God and an airline pilot?
– God doesn’t think he’s an airline pilot.

How often do airplanes crash?
– Just once.

How do you find your life as a cabin crew?
– Well, it has its ups and downs.

How do rabbits travel?
– By hare-oplane!

One airplane to another: “Where should we go on vacation?”
– The other airplane: “I dunno. Let’s wing it!”

Why are drone pilots considered to be arrogant?
– Because they look down on others.

I asked a flight attendant to change my seat because of a crying baby next to me.
– It turns out you can’t do that if the baby is yours.

What would you call an airport police officer inside a plane?
– A heli-copper.

What if a dog flew the first airplane?
– Well, it just wouldn’t be Wright.

How does cupid visit his girlfriend?
– On an arrow-plane!

What do airplane builders say about their job?
– It’s riveting.

Where are the Great Plains located?
– At the great airports.

Why did the girl travel to Los Angeles on an airplane?
– Because she wanted a higher education.

Where can you find Tom Cruise on a flight?
– In Risky Business.

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