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Pilot jokes 👨‍✈️✈️ in 2024

What do you call a space pilot who lives dangerously?
– Han YOLO.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a plane?
– A Boeing Constrictor.

Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
– I just can’t see them taking off.

I tried to carry my board game onto the airplane, but security said I couldn’t do it.
– The risk was too big.

Why do Stormtroopers make the best pilots?
– They never hit anything.

Why did the students study in the airplane?
– Because they wanted higher grades.

Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
– Because they would quack up!

What is the name of the movie in which the pilots fight each other to park their planes at the end of the day?
– It’s ‘The Hangar Games’.

What illness do pilots get the most?
– The flew.

What would happen if you wear a watch on a plane?
– Time flies.

Things a pilot can’t say in a job interview:
– I’m down-to-earth.

What is a fleet of helicopters called?
– Hellacopters.

What happens to a bad airplane joke?
– It never lands.

What did the football player say to the flight attendant?
– “Put me in coach.”

What do you call the Swiss president’s airplane?
– Tobler One.

What do you call it when you’re sick of being in the airport?
– Terminal illness.

Did you hear about the young pilot who flew through a rainbow during his pilot’s exam?
– He passed with flying colors.

What did one pilot ask the co-pilot?
– “Who is flying this thing?”

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