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Pillow jokes 💤 in 2025

What do you get when you cross a pillow and a bird? A feathered cushion.

What did the pillow say when it was asked to join the military? “Sorry, I’m more of a softie.”

Why did the pillow go to the airport? It wanted to be a neck cushion for someone on a plane.

Why did the pillow go to the tea party? It wanted to be a cozy cushion.

What’s a pillow’s favorite TV show? Pillow Talk.

What do you call a pillow that’s always happy to see you? A greeting cushion.

What do you call a pillow that’s always feeling a little wild? A crazy cushion.

Why did the pillow go to the party? It wanted to be a headrest.

Why did the pillow go to the barbecue? It wanted to be a burger cushion.

Why did the pillow break up with its girlfriend? She was always too clingy.

What’s a pillow’s favorite song? “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)”

What do you get when you cross a pillow and a chicken? A clucking cushion.

Why did the pillow go to the bank? It wanted to get a loan for some more stuffing.

Why did the pillow go to the wedding? It wanted to be the ring cushion.

Why did the pillow go to the science lab? It wanted to be an experiment cushion.

What do you get when you cross a pillow and a lamp? A light cushion.

What’s a pillow’s favorite dessert? Pillow meringue.

What’s a pillow’s favorite type of music? Soft rock.

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