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Pillow jokes 💤 in 2024

How do you know when a pillow is happy? It’s always fluffy and smiling.

What do you call a pillow that’s really good at math? A number-cuddle.

What do you call a pillow that’s always feeling a little lost? A confused cushion.

Why did the pillow go to the gym? It wanted to be a weight-lifting cushion.

Why did the pillow go to the coffee shop? It wanted to be a latte cushion.

Why did the pillow go to the aquarium? It wanted to be a water cushion.

What do you call a pillow that’s afraid of heights? A low cushion.

What do you call a pillow that’s always hungry for knowledge? An education cushion.

What do you get when you cross a pillow and a fruit? A cushy peach.

Why did the pillow go to the park? It wanted to be a picnic cushion.

Why did the pillow go to the bowling alley? It wanted to be a pin cushion.

What’s a pillow’s favorite sport? Pillow fighting.

What’s a pillow’s favorite holiday? Sleepy Hollow-een.

What do you call a pillow that’s always feeling a little overwhelmed? A stressed cushion.

Why did the pillow go to therapy? It had attachment issues.

Why did the pillow go to the disco? It wanted to be a light-up cushion.

Why did the pillow go to school? It wanted to get a degree in napology.

What do you get when you cross a pillow and a snake? A hiss-terical cushion.

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