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Pillow jokes 💤 in 2025

Why did the pillow go to the party? It wanted to be a headrest.

Why did the pillow go to the barbecue? It wanted to be a burger cushion.

Why did the pillow break up with its girlfriend? She was always too clingy.

What’s a pillow’s favorite song? “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)”

What do you get when you cross a pillow and a chicken? A clucking cushion.

Why did the pillow go to the bank? It wanted to get a loan for some more stuffing.

Why did the pillow go to the wedding? It wanted to be the ring cushion.

Why did the pillow go to the science lab? It wanted to be an experiment cushion.

What do you get when you cross a pillow and a lamp? A light cushion.

What’s a pillow’s favorite dessert? Pillow meringue.

What’s a pillow’s favorite type of music? Soft rock.

Why did the pillow go to the art museum? It wanted to see the pillow paintings.

Why did the pillow go to the theater? It wanted to be a seat cushion.

What do you call a pillow that’s always hungry? A pillow-biter.

What do you call a pillow that’s always telling jokes? A pun cushion.

What do you get when you cross a pillow and a cow? A moo-ving cushion.

Why did the pillow join a fitness class? It wanted to be a buff cushion.

Why did the pillow go to the farm? It wanted to be a hay cushion.

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