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Pig Jokes 🐷 in 2025

What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong?
-Mistaken bacon.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a dinosaur?
-Jurassic Pork.

So if a Chicken carries salmonella, and a Cow carries e-coli, what does a pig carry?
-A gun, a badge, and a “get out of jail free” card.

What do pigs do on the evening of February 14th?
-They have a valenswines dinner.

What do you call medicine that you give to pigs?
-Oinkment

Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for Mother’s Day?
-They threw a sowprize party.

What do you call a pig that drives around recklessly?
– A road hog.

What do you call a pig who can’t mind his own business?
– A nosey porker!

When is a pig not pork.
-When you cook it with pine nuts, it’s a pork you pine.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a tortoise?
-You get a very slow-pork.

How do pigs communicate?
-Swine language

What does a pig do when it gets a heart attack?
-it calls a hambulance

Why should you not play basketball with a pig?
-Well, he’ll hog the ball.

What are a pig’s favourite past time?
-Bakin’

What do you call a laundromat for pigs?
-Hogwash.

What do you call a pig with a poorly throat?
– Disgruntled.

Yesterday a pig showed me round his new home.
-Actually it was quite sty-lish.

What do you call a young thespian pig?
-Hamlet

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