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Pig Jokes 🐷 in 2024

What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig?
-A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.

What do you call an angry pig?
-Disgruntled.

Two pigs are sitting in the sun
– One says: “I’m getting pretty hot!”
The other says: “Yeah I’m bacon!”

Have you heard that Texas froze over?
-Now we’ve just got to wait for the flying pigs.

Why did the pig cross the street?
-To clock in at the precinct

How to pigs greet their family and friends?
-With hogs and kisses.

Did you hear about the pig who lost an eye?
-He used to blink with both eyes. Now he oinks with one.

(My 3 year old son came up with it)

What do you call a pig with no legs?
– A groundhog.

What do you get when you cross a pig and superman?
-The Man of Squeal.

Why should you never ever tell a pig a secret?
-Because they love to squeal out loud!

A pig, a dog, and a sheep are sitting at a table. A plate of 20 biscuits are served.
-The pig grabs 19 and says to the dog: “Watch out, that sheep wants to take your biscuit.”

What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig?
– A bae con.

What’s the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter ‘F’
-The letter ‘F’

What was the pig’s favourite ballet?
-Swine Lake.

Why did the pig cross the road?
-Because the chicken told him to teargas protestors for a photo-op

Why was the pig given a red card at the football game?
– For playing with dirty tactics!

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?
– Bacon!

Did you hear the one about the Butcher’s pet pig?
-It didn’t make the cut.

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