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Pig Jokes 🐷 in 2025

Did you hear the story of the man who was trampled to death by a wild pig…
– I’d tell you, but it was a real bore

How can you tell the difference between a horse and a pig?
-The horse is the one that doesn’t look like a pig.

oink who
– **Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Oink oink. Oink oink who? Make up your mind—are you a pig, or an owl?!**

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
– A piiig!

What did the little piglet want from the swine?
– A piggyback ride home.

What happens when you are hugging Dwayne Johnson and a pig?
-You’re stuck between The Rock and a lard place.

Did you hear about the pig that ran the Post Office?
-He was the first Porkmaster General.

What do you call a pig that drives around recklessly?
– A road hog.

What do you call a pig who can’t mind his own business?
– A nosey porker!

When is a pig not pork.
-When you cook it with pine nuts, it’s a pork you pine.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a tortoise?
-You get a very slow-pork.

How do pigs communicate?
-Swine language

What does a pig do when it gets a heart attack?
-it calls a hambulance

Why should you not play basketball with a pig?
-Well, he’ll hog the ball.

What are a pig’s favourite past time?
-Bakin’

What do you call a laundromat for pigs?
-Hogwash.

What do you call a pig with a poorly throat?
– Disgruntled.

Yesterday a pig showed me round his new home.
-Actually it was quite sty-lish.

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