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Pie jokes 🥧 in 2025

Did you know I have a pie truck that I drive around town?
– The pumpkin pie is $4, and the meat pie is for $8. These are the Pie-Rates of the Car I Be In!

How do you compliment a math nerd?
– Just call them a “qt pi”.

What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?
– Have you ever tried worm pie?

Why did the pie go to the dentist?
– He needed a filling.

Why should we not disturb a fashion designer when they’re eating apple pie and ice cream?
– Because they’re a la mode.

Where will Dorothy calculate the weight of her dessert?
– Somewhere over the rainbow, Weigh a pie!

Why should someone never speak to a pi?
– He will go on forever.

What do sharks eat for dessert?
– Octo-pie.

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